happy 28th birthday, daniel alan david jones! (march 12th, 1986)
voldemort calls harry ‘weak’ while he literally cannot kill a frickin 15 yr old boy. i could kill a 15 yr old boy.
justafuckinmess All. The. Time.
u ever have that friend where ur like. yes lets get an apartment together. lets adopt 200 cats. lets DO IT
what time is it
i dont need a boyfriend i need 12 million dollars and a donut
HOW CAN WE BE HAPPY ?
Once a group of 50 people was attending a seminar.
Suddenly the speaker stopped and decided to do a group activity. He started giving each one a balloon. Each one was asked to write his/her name on it using a marker pen. Then all the balloons were collected and put in another room.
Now these delegates were let in that room and asked to find the balloon which had their name written, within 5 minutes. Everyone was frantically searching for their name, colliding with each other, pushing around others and there was utter chaos.
At the end of 5 minutes no one could find their own balloon.
Now each one was asked to randomly collect a balloon and give it to the person whose name was written on it.
Within minutes everyone had their own balloon.
The speaker began— exactly this is happening in our lives. Everyone is frantically looking for happiness all around, not knowing where it is.
Our happiness lies in the happiness of other people. Give them their happiness; you will get your own happiness.
And this is the purpose of human life.
but what if Ellen Degeneres and Neil Patrick Harris hosted an award show together
oh man ok apparently this kid at our school saw a kitten before getting on the bus so he just. picked it up. and stuffed it in his hood and he had it in the hood the entire day and it just took naps and he fed it his milk during lunch and every time the cat meowed one of the other kids would like cough or sneeze or shuffle so the teacher couldnt hear it and he even let it walk around on the tables in one class and the teacher never saw it it was so precious life is amazing
people who exercise in order to get rid of period cramps are the ones surviving the apocalypse.
My first rap battle.
Ellen Page arrives at the 2014 Vanity Fair Oscars Party
if ellen degeneres shares pizza at the oscars is she being ellen degenerous
can ellen host my life